Saturday 28 May 2016

(IN)FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

FAQ


Why a FAQ?

My IMs get capped.

     

 Why comes the smoke from your head?

The smoke is the result of a minor friction fire, created by the hamster running furiously on the wheel. 


Are you fucking Matt Damon?

Yes, I'm fucking Matt Damon.


And what's the deal with that red book?

It's a New York Times best seller! LOOK!